In an effort to help promote greater communication between members of the LTU writing staff, we’ve finally decided to move up from chiseling out messages in slabs of granite and passing them back and forth for correction. Now we carve our messages out in trees. Digital trees. Trees that are called “Google Docs.”

We now realize what an amazing application this is for coordinating groups of writers. With Google Docs, multiple people can work on the same script at the same time. Due to the increased collaboration that this offers, we’ve already started to see improvements in the quality and the overall level of humor in our script writing over the past few days. How did we ever get along without this feature?

What does this mean for you? Maybe nothing. But it does mean that you have some good shows to look forward to in the future. Episode #005 is in the works right now, and from the looks of the script, it’s going to be good. If you’re a podcaster working with a group of writers, if you need to access documents on the go, or if you’re just a nerd with nothing better to do, I can only highly recommend checking out Google Docs.

As you (should) know by now, Halo 3 is coming out very shortly on September 25 and is going to be the biggest opening day of… well anything. And while you are waiting for Halo 3 to be officially released here is something that will keep you occupied.

The Paper Master Chief!

Thats right, your vary own Master Chief made out of paper. It does take some assembly but it looks really cool. Just download a pdf from the site. Print it out. Cut it out. Then follow the instructions. Enjoy!

With NBC having already pulled their shows out of the iTunes store, they are now planning to provide downloads of their popular shows, free-of-charge on their website. This is all well and good, but as with so many good things, there is a catch.

The catch? Shows will be downloaded with commercials in a proprietary player that will disallow transfer of the show between computers and will delete the file after seven days. If all goes well, NBC plans to unveil a service that will allow customers to buy episodes individually with the ability to transfer files between computers with a system that mirrors iTunes.

Make what you will out of that news. While I don’t agree with NBC’s decision to pull their programs out of iTunes, I have no problem with NBC wanting to work on their own terms. What I do have a problem with is that Jeff Gaspin, the president of the NBC Universal Television Group, blames iTunes for problems with episode piracy:

“But, Mr. Gaspin said, ‘piracy was and is our No. 1 priority.’ He said that the music industry had been devastated by the free exchange of music, much of it facilitated by iTunes.”

If you think that iTunes is the problem with piracy, you’re going to have much more to worry about than how much you’re going to charge for your shows. Like, how are you going to stop the scores of computer nerds who will likely find a way to hack the proprietary software. And you know they will. Then, how will you keep the shows from being distributed through other means, like BitTorrent?

No, NBC, you left iTunes for the money. Just admit the reason. You know very well that the iTunes store is one of the safer ways to protect your property. If you’re trying to protecting your property on the basis that iTunes is facilitating piracy, you will not get very far in your own efforts.

I blow my nose at you, so-called NBC. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry!

In the midst of my morning “task” of wasting time to browse through websites, I was reading the blog of my friend Joey Connelly, who produces the Geeks on Parade podcast. By the way, GOP (not the political party) is a good “geek” podcast that I recommend you take some time to try. Yes, this is a blatant advertisement. No, I make no apologies.

Anyway, Joey’s latest blog post brought to my attention the relaunch of the Ebert & Roeper website. And I must say, I am almost impressed at the change. On the new website, you can search for over 20 years of reviews from Roger Ebert, Richard Roeper, and even Gene Siskel (whom I have preferred the most out of the three).

Why am I not quite impressed? After being forced to watch an advertisement prior to a show clip, the clip will not load more than about ten seconds, if I get even that far. Let’s hope that this problem is fixed soon, because I am getting tired of watching the same car commercial five times only to get no substantial video in the end.

If this problem ever fixes itself, though, go visit the website. I’d give it at least one thumb up, but that would be too clichéd. So, I give it three dried out banana chips out of five.

Coming up for the fourth quarter of this year, Viacom plans to release a chain of new websites, one which will be found at TheDailyShow.com. That’s right, The Daily Show on Comedy Central will be getting its very own website to feature video archives of the show and an option to view the latest episode of the show an hour or two after it is first broadcast. As an (almost) certified Daily Show fan, I couldn’t be more thrilled.

Now, they just need to give The Colbert Report its own new website with the same treatment, and I’ll be in an artificial computer-generated not-quite-but-almost paradise.